So, my darling son has been home from school for an entire week. Think about it folks...AN ENTIRE WEEK! Frightening, isn't it? Seems he has the virus from hell along with a wonderful case of Strep. Aw, the joys of parenthood.

So, it seems Xander has decided to share the wealth and pass his little  "bleck factor" along to the rest of us...well, not his sister...just me. "Cause he loves to share with mama! So I'm now running a fever and sweating like a whore in church...not pretty. Nope. Not one little bit. And I'm freakin' miserable!

Anywho, my bestest friend, Sea Cow 1, sent this to me and I thought I would share it with you...since we're into sharing at our house this week!

Things to do to on a Boring Day

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, RockBottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we’re going to have to let one of you go."

 

And last but not least, I'm sharing my daughter's latest creation!

And might I add, the doll making is getting just a wee bit out of hand around these parts.