I posted this on my other Blog but thought I would share the love.

This Christmas list will teach me to never let my daughter watch "America's Next Top Model" What the heck was I thinking? See what a little Theraflu will do to ya!

This is my darling eight-year-old's Christmas list.

1. Barbie Princess and the Pauper

2. Prince doll to makeout with Barbie

3. Makeup to make me look like Tyra Banks

4. Bratz dolls because they look hot

5. Cabbage Patch Doll

6. Self portrait of St. Nicholas

I have failed as a mother!

And the strange thing is, none of this really surprises me...well, maybe number six. What's up with that wish?

Hopefully, this whole model thing will soon pass. My advice, never let your child watch a 7 hour "America's Next Top Model" marathon just because you feel like holy crud and want to nap. I'm reminded of my mother's favorite phrase at times such as this..."You get what you give."

Man, I musta given my mama holy hell!

Later Taters,

Ney-Ney